June 2013
So, I keep a journal full of quotes I like and shit and would it be weird to write like.. all the lyrics to Crooked Smile in there cause… I wanna? lmao
“Alone you can go faster, but together we can go further.”
—African Proverb (via quotes-shape-us)
I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
So happy to check the mail and see that my newest corset finally came. It’s gorgeous!
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
