Je t'aime plus que la vie

blasianxbri:

So, I keep a journal full of quotes I like and shit and would it be weird to write like.. all the lyrics to Crooked Smile in there cause… I wanna? lmao

ectobiologist:

I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

So happy to check the mail and see that my newest corset finally came. It’s gorgeous!

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT